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I am the lion and the lamb.

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

~ Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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I loved you before I ever touched you.

~ (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

~ Unknown (via franki-e)

You make me want to be a better person. It’s a shame that you don’t care.

By the way - they were right about her all along.

MIRACLES ARE EVERYWHERE #asktheunicorn

At least we can all see what you really look like now that you’ve put your head back up your ass.